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LIGHTYEARS AHEAD OF OUR TIME

Greetings and salutations fellow Funkateers, Afronauts, and Disco Ladies! You have reached the home of Retrospecticus on the world weird web baby, Portland's premier party band - funkin' you up in 3D, so groovy that I dig me. So sit yo'self down and prepare to have your earholes funkafized!

Retrospecticus has been all up in your biz-nass for a couple years but maybe you just didn't know it. That funky disco groove you heard in that dream last night? Uh-huh. That catchy jingle on the TV? Mmmhmm. Dig that new Mariah Carey track? Well, that wasn't them... but everything else was baby!

So click-a-lick to your heart's content and dig the awesome power of this fully functional mothership. We'll catch ya on the flipside!

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